DESERT GROGNARDS

Beer. Dice. Resin. Bad Decisions.

Who the hell are we?

Welcome to the Desert Grognards. We're a casual beer league tabletop group located in the dusty wastes of the desert.

We play TMG, D&D, obscure board games, and argue about line of sight. This site is our messy digital table. It's unpolished because we'd rather be painting minis than writing code.

* Notes: Around here things blow up on 5+!
(except Ol' W he only blows up in your mom)

Mascot pointing at notice board

NOTICE BOARD

  • Next Game: Saturday. Bring snacks.
  • Rule Dispute: Yes, a dreadnought CAN fit through that ruin. Stop arguing.
  • 3D Printer: Out of grey resin. We're printing smurfs in neon green until Thursday.

TABLETOP TRACKER TERMINAL

POP OUT THIS WINDOW ->

Here's that web app we built to track VP, CP, and wounds so we don't have to keep writing on scraps of paper.

> WAITING FOR APP UPLOAD...
> REPLACE 'src="about:blank"' with your actual app URL.

THE AELDARI SLAUGHTER

Date: 10/12 | System: 40k

[ SCENE OF THE CRIME - PICS PENDING ]

Total disaster for the space bugs today. The Aeldari essentially danced around the Tyranids, deleting monsters with bright lances. We called it at the bottom of turn 4 because the pizza arrived and morale was broken.

Result: Aeldari Victory (Pizza also victorious)

THE GOBLIN CAVE INCIDENT

Date: 09/28 | System: D&D 5e

[ D&D MAP SKETCH ]

The rogue tried to pickpocket the goblin boss instead of stabbing him. Rolled a 1. The resulting explosion of the wild magic sorcerer leveled the cave. Everyone survived but we lost the loot.

Result: DM Facepalm

THE RESIN MINES

Stuff currently peeling off the build plate of our HeyGears Reflex RS.

[ Curing Tank ]

New Terrain

[ Support Hell ]

Failed Print :(

[ Painted Proxy ]

Proxy Warlord